jueves, el 23 de agosto de 2012



Buenos noches!!

Ayer he was standing on his own, today Max is reading books in his spare time!!


Padre...Zoe has boobies!!


As well…we caught the guy doing circles in his JJ. It was head spinning to watch…so we called up mi hermana to watch it via FT. Hilarious!! He is almost at the end of his JJ days and not because he has passed the 25 lb limit. He is now going horizontal with the thing…vertical is passé!! Ja ja ja

How was Inmigracion? Well I was very happy that the senoritas that work there took care of Max while I tried to figure out what the jefa (female boss) needed.

The ley…law…is that you need to show a one deposit a month into your bank account, for a minimum of $1300 US. I guess the first 2 years we had money in and out and it looked enough like deposits that INM accepted it.

Not this year. Doph. I had brought the lap top with screen shots of all the cuentas, accounts, as well as the inversion, investments. They said we had enough $$, but no monthly deposits.

So I ask if I need to apply for a different form of immigration status and it was finally decided that we could add a paragraph to our “request” letter and that is what we did.

The super friendly agent took the time to write out what was needed to be added, and then confirmed I understood the palabras de español. Lucky for me that I did and later today I made the changes and will return on lunes with the new documents.

What did I have to add to the document?

TENGO UNA CANTIDAD SUFICIENTE PARA VIVIR EN MEXICO. NO TENGO DEPOSITOS CADA MES PORQUE YO HAGO MIS TRANSFERENCIAS DE UNA CUENTA A OTRA DE ACUERDO A MIS NECESIDADES, PERO TENGO MUCHO DINERO INVERTIDO Y VIVO DE ELLO.

Translation…I have enough $$ to live in Mexico, but I do not have monthly deposits. When I need $$, I transfer it from one account to another. I have a lot of money invested so I can live here.

Stay tuned.

Talking about translations…my new nombre is Maestro Marco!! I talked with Un Ojo Bob and cleared everything up. I told him I was no teacher, didn’t want to be a teacher and had no time to be a teacher. But…once a week I would help his daughter with her ingles.

Did I mention my worst subject in high school? English. Doph.

So, this senorita speaks no ingles except for the numbers 1 thru 10. We are starting at square one and I have asked her to write out 10 palabras y 10 frases en español, and I will translate them and then we will get together and practice the pronunciation.

Her goal is not to be able to read and write ingles (yet), but to be able to speak with tourists and get a job in a tienda that serves said tourists.

Bob asked me where we were going to have this once a week lesson. Good question Bob.

Bob’s business is conducted from the back of a pick up truck and he parks it in the same spot every day. Across from where he parks, is a tienda de paletas and they have some chairs and tables. We will meet there for clase.

Bob asked how much I would charge and I told him that since we were amigos, my time was gratis. I am sure if his hija does well, we will have as many coco frios as we have ever dreamed about.

Exciting times…stay tuned.

News flash…we have new neighbors below us. The Canadian couple moved into a house somewhere in town, then a familia from DF were there for a month…LOUD music…and they liked it so much, they bought a unit in another building.

Then there were some men who stayed there for a week, and now we have a familia.

Why do I mention the new neighbors? Yup…humo…smoke. I guess the padre smokes in the casa, around dos niños…yikes. The humo goes out his windows and into ours…doph.

So madre went down, asked to borrow a cup of azucar…naaaah. But she did go down to ask how long they were staying for (maybe un año) and talked about the smoking.

The hombre understood and said he would try to keep his smoking to the bodega. So our laundry room will stink, but at least we can close that door and keep it out of the recamara, cocina y sala.

Did we mention that Mojon will be a non-smoking property? Except for the odd Romeo y Julieta puro…cigar!!

Ok…the rest of our día? We finally made it to the alberca as a familia…Max was dunked and shook it off like it was old news. He still laughs when he watches us take a pool shower. The niño is hilarious.

Madre spent most of the day with him and the two of them had a nice long siesta and also had some JJ time.

And what did I find when I came home from el gimnasio?



Hello to the post comida (lunch) rutina!! Max is allowed to “discover” his food at lunch and then madre hoses him down before moving on to the next activity.

For the night rutina we use a big blue Rubbermaid tote…I am sure both of them are looking forward to a real tina when they are visiting Ontario!!

Madre is super busy with work and has picked up an new client based in Australia. The project is an animation, a 30 hour project at Bex’s new rate…cha-ching!! Felicidades!!

Rest of the fotos.

Just when you think you have put your laptop far enough on the banco (means bank AND bench).






El niño LOVES the Mac!!

This foto will inspire Bex to get back to Mojon soon!!


Talking about Mojon, Roman emailed me and Sergio is back in town so we should have final prices mid next week. Stay tuned.

Not sure if there is a celebration occurring, but this hombre is prepared con mucho globos.


Mañana? Not sure yet. I think the pre-fin de semana Che run, el gimnasio, some translating for mi estudiante and hanging out with our super silly hijo!!

Have a great viernes.

Marco, Bexico y Max

miercoles, el 22 de agosto de 2012


Buenos noches….long day after spending the night partying with Prince Harry. Ja ja ja

Naaah. All great here…minus one phone call Bex had from INM. I guess they want more paperwork in regards to the banking. Huh? I have submitted the same type of paperwork each year for the past 3, and it has been accepted.

I guess they want to see “movimeinto”…movement in the account? I hope this means they are not looking for paycheques or the such. Maybe they want to make sure we are not narcos…drug dealers?

So Max and I will head back mañana and see what they need. I am bringing Max so he can distract the female agent and smooth things over for us!!

Talking about the not so lil’hombre…what a cutie!! His newest jugete is what I call Rabid Bunny. It is a plastic conejo that has a built in electronic xylophone as well as 10 buttons of animals, that when pushed, makes noises and tell you what kind of animal it is.

He loves the toy and why is it Rabid Bunny? It has red eyes that light up when you push the buttons…kinda Cujo-like.

Oh did I mention that the first day he had it, I turn around to make his desayunos and he has managed to get his il’fingers into the battery lid and pulled out the 3 AA cells. Oh Max!! Oh company that did not supply a screw to keep the battery lid fastened….doph!!

Hey…maybe we WON”T be sending Max to and day/play care. Read THIS to see why.

Ahhh, he’d kick some poor kids butt.

Did some living abroad housekeeping and will be re-upping our Vancouver storage locker for another year....or should we wait until we actually "get" our next FM3s? Ja ja ja.

No hoarders here…we have all our Canadian possessions in a 5x5 locker…and a few suits at mi hermanos.

Last Max tid-bitt…hee hee hee…Max has been able to stand on his own 2 feet, not holding onto anything, for between 15-20 seconds at a time. And it doesn’t even look like it is phasing him..ho-hum. He has shown great balance recovery and even bent down and got back up. Very exciting times in the Arnold-Van household!! Soon we will not be able to keep up with him…doph.

Rest of the día? Up extra early and had our morning rutina. All good and after a quick nap L, we jumped into the camioneta for some secret business…only to be revealed on 28 de agosto, cumpleaños de madre!!

Sunny day and when we came home it was great to see madre had hit the alberca. I did the same thing later in the day…funny how we live in Mexico but after a week or so of no sol, you just feel blanco. So some sun on the skin for 15 minutes was all I needed…no more of the 8 hour days laying out on the patio chair!!

Hit the gym and after seeing Yeu ayer, he showed up hoy for a workout and we chatted it up. Good young man who is studying languages in university, with a hope of working in an embassy somewhere in el mundo.

Did not see or talk to Un Ojo Bob…stay tuned for an update from maestro Bubba.

Short on fotos today…yeah yeah, I hear ya.

Oferta...sale...$10 pesos a kilo for uva.


I liked the red on red. The senorita is selling something to someone who is inside a pollo distribution centre.


This iguana let me get within 6 inches of it...muy raro.



Mañana? INM and the pool?

Have a great jueves.

Marco, Bexico y Max